The recent earthquakes in Nepal and the sudden rise in want-to-be philanthropists made me write a short story from the Hindu scripture ” Bhagvad Geeta.” Continue reading What does charity mean ?
I just realised that comic books teach a lot of things to young impressionable minds. for instance, It teaches us that anyone can be invisible. All you have to be is … be badly dressed, establish yourself as a “villager” or ” gavthi”, be shy and most importantly, be ugly. Viola, you have the power to be invisible. Although this may lead you to be … Continue reading What , the comics teach us.
Creationists say that evolution is untrue. Evolution says that we evolved from monkeys or apes. Monkeys throw feces (shit ) at each other when they have an argument. Don’t the humans throw shit as well? Ask any politician. He just might throw one at you. Continue reading Evolution
A politician made a comment about BJP government’s policy towards farmers recently. I completely agree with the comment. It is absurd to pay the farmers, four times the cost of the land , if they sell it for any project. The ideal way is to ask your brother in law to grab it at no cost at all.Hugh money saving tactic. This is how economy … Continue reading Indian Politics
I was going home from work yesterday. TGIF in my mind, going over the infinite possible things not to do on the weekend while trying not to bump into any other vehicle. Now, I try to follow the traffic rules, which I know, is unorthodox for a person living in Pune. (the city is full of notoriously traffic signal flouting maniacs). So during one such … Continue reading We Dont need no, education
Sarcasm : The ability to insult idiots without them realising it This way of communication is often used either by those having a sharp mind, or those having a death wish. Me, I like to use it on most people just because it is illegal to kill them. Here are some one liners which made me chuckle : “Sometimes I need what only you can … Continue reading Sarcastic One liners
Originally posted on The Lonely Petunia:
HEAVEN—Noting that He is just totally exhausted and could really use the extra rest, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior announced today that He’ll rise Monday, if not Tuesday. “It’s been a crazy couple months, and three days just isn’t going to cut it,” said a visibly tired Jesus to reporters on Good Friday, the day he dies for… Continue reading Exhausted Jesus To Rise Monday, Maybe Tuesday
I hear the term ” what would our ancestors think if they were alive today” a lot, these days. Well, if they were alive, I think they would say something like : “Why do I smell something burnt ? oh wait ,is it me ?” Or “why is it so dark in here?” These sayings depend upon your religion. Continue reading Thoughts of Ancestors
Originally posted on A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself:
My house is haunted by a demonic talking skull but no one believes me because it’s wrapped in human flesh and technically we’re dating. ** This piece was curated with the explicit permission of my real-life girlfriend who asked I clearly state that I do not actually think she is an evil talking skull, and that I… Continue reading a shrill shriek follows me