Exhausted Jesus To Rise Monday, Maybe Tuesday

Originally posted on The Lonely Petunia:
HEAVEN—Noting that He is just totally exhausted and could really use the extra rest, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior announced today that He’ll rise Monday, if not Tuesday. “It’s been a crazy couple months, and three days just isn’t going to cut it,” said a visibly tired Jesus to reporters on Good Friday, the day he dies for… Continue reading Exhausted Jesus To Rise Monday, Maybe Tuesday

a shrill shriek follows me

Originally posted on A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself:
My house is haunted by a demonic talking skull but no one believes me because it’s wrapped in human flesh and technically we’re dating. ** This piece was curated with the explicit permission of my real-life girlfriend who asked I clearly state that I do not actually think she is an evil talking skull, and that I… Continue reading a shrill shriek follows me