There once was a place called Eden,
And in the placed lived the first two humans,
One was made of dust, Adam, he was called,
The other was made from part of God’s body,
She was a helpmate to Adam, Eve was her name.
Adam and Eve toiled the land and lived on heaven on earth,
till the time God placed a tree and and forbade Adam and Eve to eat the fruit,
But alas, the serpent tricked them and they ate the fruit and lo and behold, they were banished from heaven to suffer,
As they had caused an original sin.
And yet when I say this to my doctor, He says, you should have an apple each day.
Stupid Bugger. That is why I may not be able to reach heaven.