Covid 19. This has trained so many new Celebrity Chefs. Thanks to YouTube and it’s new cooking shows, there are so many new amateur Chefs that if you take an average, there must be at-least 2.5 chefs per house hold. The .5 accounts for that guy who accidentally sets things on fire because he was watching those Youtube Videos, while cooking rather than just before … Continue reading Turn on the heat
Yes. I am back. One of the many things for which the COVID-19 is responsible for, is that the “(hope)-to-be” writers like me, want to spend some time expressing my thoughts. And “forget” to shave. And work from home in shorts and Ts. And attempt cooking. And can get up late. And as soon as I get up, sit in front of the laptop and … Continue reading I am back…
I still remember the day when the favourite pastime of the fairer sex, was visiting the salons. The ladies used to spend hours and thousands to look young. The amount of makeup it took to make a 40 year old look like a 20 year old was astonishing. Personally, I am not against beauty, but I hate the idea of looking something which you are … Continue reading I am too old for this Sh*t
I was watching a TV series when a thought came into my mind. Why do the characters go out and check their electric meters when the lights go out ? check if the entire area is out of electricity supply.It is not as if your previous 10 generations were electricians and your is the 11th generation. Now, you may be wondering why this came up, … Continue reading Power outage testing
There are still a large number of people using old and slow HDD instead the fast SSDs. What this means is, the boot time for the windows is so slow, that the person, with a very serious expression on his face is thinking : ” Hm. My windows is still loading. Has it gone into a hung state ? Should I do a restart ? … Continue reading The thinking Man…
I was having a chat with one of my colleges yesterday. The topic of the discussion was -how it is evil to strive for power. I was the champion of power. I don’t believe power itself is evil. Let me explain myself. Power is nothing but the will to be the best. To be so good, that people would follow your advice/ teaching without question. This … Continue reading Does Power beget evil ?
Is it just me ? or does everyone stand in front of the glass doors , hoping that it will open automatically? I visited a client recently and he had a set of doors placed consecutively in a passageway. Both of them were made of glass obviously. When I approached the innermost door, it opened automatically, so then I proceeded to the next one. Imagine … Continue reading Knock knock…
It is that time of the year when your throat starts to pain a bit, your activities and movement speed slow down, the nose becomes itchy and you start feeling as if you are Shiva, the Hindu God which brought a river into the world to take care of a drought, from his head. Although in this case, you will be bringing a river into … Continue reading Viruses, Viruses everywhere
Have you ever wondered if the pilots on the airplane need to insert keys to start a plane ? I have often thought about it. I always imagine that the pilot will always have to insert the key into the ignition and twist it to the right side to start the plane’s engines. That makes me wonder, what would happen if the pilot forgot his … Continue reading Keys… to flying
Due to technology, this has become the morning ritual of most of us : Reposition yourself from a prone position to a seating position on your bed Take your mobile in hand with sleepy eyes. Let your eyes adjust to the bright screen. Rub them vigorously till they adjust. Check whatsapp. Reply with as little words as possible on whatsapp. If reply can be a … Continue reading Morning Ritual
I don’t know why, But when I see Job Description (JD) for a web designer, I always get an image of a spider in my mind’s eye. Continue reading IT JD
People always ask how fast my interest transfer speed is. I need to answer this once and for all. The speed of the data transfer is directly proportional to the speed of flight of the pigeon with a strapped on Pen drive . *Disclaimer : No pigeons were harmed while writing this post. Continue reading Internet speed vows
