Posted in Humor, Life

Cows and Girls…. Indian versions

In India cows are sacred.

So if I tell a girl that she is a cow, why is it that I straight away get a new career choice between :

1. Olympic runner
2. Footwear specialist ( albeit one who sells only to one legged women)
3. A tv host (since I figure I will have 15 seconds to explain what I mean before getting showered by the aforementioned footwear)

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