Did someone take a selfie?
Did someone trip on the stairs?
Did DiCaprio finally win?
Was he even a nominee?
What the hell did I miss?
Why do people keep talking about Lady Gaga?
What was she doing in the Oscars?
Shouldn’t she be in the Grammy?
But, that was weeks ago!
Man, what the hell did I miss?
(Cool! I accidentally created a poem. I’m so freaking awesome!)
