Originally posted on The Lonely Petunia:
HEAVEN—Noting that He is just totally exhausted and could really use the extra rest, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior announced today that He’ll rise Monday, if not Tuesday. “It’s been a crazy couple months, and three days just isn’t going to cut it,” said a visibly tired Jesus to reporters on Good Friday, the day he dies for… Continue reading Exhausted Jesus To Rise Monday, Maybe Tuesday