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Sarcastic One liners

Sarcasm : The ability to insult idiots without them realising it

This way of communication is often used either by those having a sharp mind, or those having a death wish.

Me, I like to use it on most people just because it is illegal to kill them.

Here are some one liners which made me chuckle :

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”

“It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.”

“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”

“The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter.”

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”