Posted in Fiction, Humor

Annoying Neighbours

It was 2:30 in the morning.

The doorbell rang.

I opened the door, a bit annoyed. ‘Why the hell would people disturb anyone at this hour’, I thought.

It was my next door neighbour. He just wanted to borrow some salt.

I gave him a small portion of it, he said “Good night, have a good sleep now, it is late” and went away.

I thought, ‘ It is lucky I was awake, practising rock music on my electric guitar. Else the bugger would have remained salt-less till morning’

How can people be so inconsiderate.

Annoying neighbour

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Posted in Humor

Recipe for a music video

Take a random song.

Ensure the song has a beat.

Search for a remote ,uninhabited place.  A beach would be an added advantage.

Get a young girl. ( optional : the girl should be above 18 years of age to avoid being prosecuted as a pedophile )

Tell the girl to wear skimpy, provocative cloths.

Position the camera on the beach and ask the girl to walk accross as slowly as possible.

Possition a hugh fan so that the long hair blow away from the face.

Finish everything off with a boy running towards the girl.

 

THE END